I wish I was okay with the fact that I can’t sleep next to my girlfriend every night but I’m not okay with it at all ): I miss her so much.
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
Anonymous asked: You're so hot, i would love to fuck you
Um.. cool? I have a girlfriend.. and btw I don’t find your comment flattering at all.
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TINY BABY THINGS
omg the chameleon
oh my god!